Friday, November 12, 2004

I've moved Blogs:

For those of you who still check this blog, I thank you. But I've decided to join forces with a friend of mine so we are both responsible for the upkeep of a blog. Here is the new address:

Thank you and good night.


Monday, August 09, 2004

Check out the state's I've been to:

create your own personalized map of the USA
or write about it on the open travel guide


Friday, July 16, 2004

Here's a funny site with good political satire:
It's much less sad than whitehouse.gov and much less erotic than whitehouse.com


Thursday, July 15, 2004

The Best Comedian of All Time? 
No Brainer - Yakov Smirnov.
To pay tribute to this genius of a man, please submit your best Yakov Smirnovesque jokes in the comment section.
Here are some that I have from the top of my head:
In America you surf the internet, but in Soviet Union, the internet surfs you
In America you eat bread, but in Soviet Union, bread eats you
In America you have a family room in your house, but in Soviet Union, your house is a room with your family.
OK, you guys can do better than that - please post away.


Friday, June 18, 2004

I think this is a pretty big thing to lie about.

This administration never said that the 9/11 attacks were orchestrated between Saddam and al Qaeda.
—President Bush, in an exchange with reporters, June 17, 2004

[A]cting pursuant to the Constitution and [the Authorization for Use of Military Force Against Iraq Resolution of 2002] is consistent with the United States and other countries continuing to take the necessary actions against international terrorists and terrorist organizations, including those nations, organizations, or persons who planned, authorized, committed, or aided the terrorist attacks that occurred on September 11, 2001.
—President Bush, in a letter to Congress outlining the legal justification for commencing war against Iraq, March 18, 2003


Monday, June 14, 2004

So, I watch my local FOX morning news. I do it because I know people in Chicago that are jealous that I get to watch Jillian Barbarie EVERYDAY. Anyways, there was a story reported last week that a former Democratic President was angry because he wasn't invited to give a eulogy at the Reagan funeral. The only source they had for this story was The Drudge Report. So, intelligent people like my avid readers know that this fact almost certainly makes the report false.

But this got me thinking, if anything found on the internet can be passed off as news why don't I try it. So here it goes:

White House endorses "End Separation" Amendment

Next week, the White House will hold press conference announcing the proposal of an amendment to the Constitution which reads:

"The separation of Church and State is hereby repealed:

White House spokesman, Scott McClellan says, "By eliminating the line between Church and State, it will pave the way for the groundbreaking legislation this administration has been wanting to push since Day 1."

"We can fund religious organizations without having to claim that they are charitable. We can finally admit that the reason we went to Iraq has nothing to do with WMD but all to do with a modern Crusade. And most importantly we have solidified our base for the 379th time while only alienating those who don't believe in Jesus Christ as the son of God."

"Some people may not be happy with this proposal, but as everyone knows, this administration has a deep and long tradition of not caring whether non-supporters are happy."


Friday, May 21, 2004

Here's a great song from Eric Idle expressing frustrations in today's day and age. If you're in a public area, it may be wise to use headphones. Enjoy Fuck You Very Much FCC.

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